no but really short people are so mean dude. i got a lot of short friends and they kinda scare me
us tall people are so nice and soft-hearted and everyone always picks on us for being tall and we’re like “haha yeah”
short people will easily start planning a murder if u pick on them
its because all of our hate is condensed into a small space.
and we’re closer to Satan
i’ve soiled my pants three times this week
So I was on itunes…
Is it weird I found this hilarious?
i know running to the dictionary to prove a point is often unintelligent and even though this definition could be much more expanded on if the dictionary disproves your point on grammar you should start using they/them to refer to someone whose gender you don’t know
"pronouns other than they he and she annoy me"
well thats too fuckin bad because yours are dickbag/dickbag/dickbag
pretty fuckn disgusting tho that people actually get mad at artists who refuse to draw for free
"I enjoy that villain as a character, but their charm doesn’t excuse their actions and neither does their tragic backstory."
"Poor misunderstood baby!"
okay lmfao you can defend the mistakes all you want in Frozen it doesnt mean its not a white washing racist misogynist story rewriting piece of shit fuck you disney
wow people really hate frozen
ur goddamn right i hate that movie
it’s set in Denmark, sorry if that’s considered ‘white-washing’! they can’t really have anyone but white characters because its a Danish fairy tale
Yea but disney BLATANTLY took “inspiration” from the natives of that region (called the Sami people ((who were darkskinned)) and yet did not bother to make anyone darker than the fuckin snow they were screwing around on.
The GOP has a plan to stop Wendy Davis: blatant voter suppression.
Women don’t like having their bodies policed, and are supporting Davis like no Democrat has been backed before. But Republicans aren’t fighting back on the issues — they’ve pushed through a Voter ID law that blocks the votes of countless Texas women.
Starting this November, Texans must show a photo ID with their up-to-date legal name instead of IDs like a birth certificate. That’s not a problem for single or married men — but it leaves a third of Texas women scrambling in a state with just 81 DMVs in its 254 counties.
The only way the GOP can keep Texas is by rigging the game. Women have the power to turn this state blue for the first time in two decades, but we need to help secure their rights first. Please, join us in calling on the Texas legislature to get rid of this unconstitutional Voter ID lawand stop trying to strip women of their votes.
DANGER! DANGER FOR TEXAS WOMEN!
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS
please sign this!! I live in Texas and am planning to vote, and it’s fucked up to put up barriers like this
I really do think everyone should have an ID to vote, but this is obviously a ploy. I didn’t see anyone flipping a shit about IDs when Bush was being elected.
girl scouts are letting in trans* girls and letting girls replace God with whatever they want in the pledge, also they use cookie income to support abortion and LGBT agendas
boy scouts are just now allowing gays in, officially in january, but gay leaders are still banned and they’re talking about segregation on camping trips, with gays and straights in different tents. also they still ban atheists,
girl scouts: 10000 boy scouts: 0
“You fool. No man can kill me.”
How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?
Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy
Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.
so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic
This revelation just knocked me over.
five reasons i hate this website
OH MY GOD FUCK I ACTUALLY CLICKED ONE EXPECTING IT TO LOAD AN IMAGE NO NO FUCK IM DONE I AM OUTIE TELL MY FATHER TO GET A HAIRCUT I AM LEAVING THIS PLANET FCUK
FRANTICALLY PRESSES THE BUTTON
If video games aren’t art, then explain this